Having decided to leave her philandering, gynecologist husband, Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian (the marvelous Mary Worono) has order up the fumigation as part of the cleaning-out process. She, along with her brother, Peter (Ed Begley, Jr.) and his new wife, To-Bel (Ametia Waler)--who pay a surprise visit to Lisabeth--must temporarily camp ou next door in the equally large mansion of Lisabeth's friend, Clare Lipkin (Jacqueline Biseet), who along with Lisbeth's daughter, Zandra (Rebecca Schaffer) and Clare's son, Willie (Barret Oliver), Lisbeth's handsome houseboy Juan (Robert Beltran), Clare's chauffeur Frank (Ray Sharkey, her aphoristic-spouting maid Rosa (Edith Dias), and the ghost of Clare's recently self-strangulated husband Sidney (Paul Muzursky) fill the house with their pyschological conundrums and sexual peccadillos. Add to this bizarre assorment of individuals Clare's "thinologist" Dr. Mo Van De Camp (Paul Bartel)--a firm believer in binge and purge eating--occasional guest, Michael Feinstein, playing himself, and the return of Lisbeth's erring husband, Howard (Wallace Shawn), and chaos breaks out.
The lovely Zandra is having sex with the chauffeur, Frank, who has also indirectly been responsible for Sidney’s strangulation while masturbating, and, as a bisexual, has the hots for Juan. The ailing Willie spends a great deal of his time in bed taking naps with Rosa when he isn’t watching porn tapes provided to him by Juan. Although just married to To-Bel, Peter is quickly attracted to Clare, an admirer of his absurd-sounding dramas, and soon finds his way into her bed. To-Bel is fucked “animal-style” by Frank and she provides her services as well to the inquisitive Willie. Meanwhile both the wealthy women, Lisabeth and Clare, contemplate sex with the servants at the very moment Frank and Juan make a bet on who can bed Lisabeth and Clare first. If Juan loses, Frank wants Juan to try sex with him. Even in his ghostly manifestation, Sidney would like to return to his wife’s arms, while Howard, who coincidently had an affair in Hawaii with To-Bel, would like to crawl back under the covers with Lisabeth.