the date
by
Douglas Messerli
Nickolas Perry (screenwriter and director) Must Be the Music / 1996
Nickolas Perry’s 1996 work Must Be the Music begins in a car in the Los Angeles San Fernando Valley with four teenage boys—Eric (Michael Saucedo), Kevin (Justin Urich), Dave (Travis Sher), and, driving and narrating the events, Milo (Milo Ventimiglia, in is his very first role) heading to downtown LA to a gay dance club, Orbit. It is a typical Friday night at 11:00 when young high school or recent teenage graduates head out to find love, suggesting that this not very profound little movie might even be described as representing the “searching for love” or “first date” gay genre. Except nothing quite turns out to be entirely typical in this 15 minute short.
First of all, one of the boys, Dave, Milo’s
cousin who lives in the Valley in Northridge, is straight. His only claim to
fame, so the voice-over tells us, is that he was beating off during the 1994
Northridge earthquake and he claims that he was the best orgasm he’s ever had.
Alas, this is also the funniest line of this Sundance Festival premier.
Eric is a little “immature,” but cute so Milo
tells us. The final member of this quartet, Kevin, is quite apparently
obnoxious in his behavior, so the voice-over tells us, to irritate his parents. After all, like the narrator he went to Fairfax High, which seems to explain everything.
Orbit is a large sprawling complex of open
rooms with ear-splitting music and, as in most such youth oases, hundreds of skinny,
sweating bodies, mostly male but also female, heaving themselves against each other
in the hopes to draw enough attention from someone with whom they might share
the night.
Each go their separate ways almost
immediately after entering, Dave to find a corner—not very successfully—where
he might wait out the time for the others to return him home. Why he has joined
them is never quite explained.
Milo heads directly to the main floor of
dancers, while the two other split away to disappear from sight. But soon after
we observe Kevin slapping the hands of friends. And in another corner of the
warehouse, Eric finds his previous boyfriend Matt (Grant Swanson), whose new
lover Gregg (Eddie Mui) challenges Eric about whether or not he’s “still
confused,” Matt having evidently spoken to Gregg about the fact that when Eric
is with boys he’s gay, but when he’s with girls he describes himself as
straight. The movie doesn’t explore this “sexual confusion” any further; if it
had it might have provided this work with a little more depth.
Meanwhile, when the crowd opens up the
view a bit Milo spots a tall, very thin, blond-haired boy dancing by himself
(Jason Adelman, who first performed in a McDonald’s ad at age 10) in a manner
that might appear as if the stranger is completely drugged out, spinning in his
own groove in almost slow motion; but for our young hero it is clearly lust at
first sight.
Having retreated to the bathroom to wash
off his face, Milo once again encounters the young adonis, and for a moment we
might even imagine that the film was about to explore the common gay phenomenon
of bathroom sex, particularly when a few seconds later both boys find
themselves at the urinal separated by a few dividers but coyly eyeing one
another nonetheless. Another boy intervenes between their glances, and Milo
exits, Kevin meeting him almost the moment he returns to the deafening noise to
ask for a favor.
He’s met a new guy who’s “totally cute,”
and he’s got to leave now, he declares, because the boy’s parents demand that
he return by a certain hour. Obviously, he’s asking Milo to leave the bar in
order to drive the boy home where hopefully they can have sex or at least make
a date. The only thing is he can’t recall the kid’s name.
Milo
at first refuses, but Kevin insists he’s got to help “hook him up,” “he’s
gorgeous.” Putting Eric in charge of keeping an eye of Milo’s cousin, he
finally agrees, evidently intending to take Kevin’s date home and return to the
dance.
“I think his name begins with an “M” or an
“S,” says an exuberant Kevin, who obviously has been so delighted to have met
the “cute” guy that, as he puts it, he can’t remember anything. Besides, it’s
impossible inside to hear anything.
As
their conversation emphatically ends they suddenly meet up with Kevin’s date,
who introduces himself as Michael—the same boy over whom Milo has been drooling
earlier on.
The
viewer can only wonder how someone as unattractive and socially unfit as Kevin
might have attracted the blond beauty, and it is clear that the now angry Milo
wonders the same thing. Driving the boy home, Milo must now play the role of a chauffeur
for the couple in the backseat, chattering away about whether or not they have
boyfriends and other necessary pre-dating data.
The voice-over returns, Milo saying how
much he hates Kevin and calling him an “asshole.”
“Here
I am trapped in a moving vehicle with the cutest guy I’ve ever seen. It’s not
fair. I’m dangerously close to getting into an accident just so that I can
throw myself on Michael a split-second before he dies.”
Indeed, he almost does crash the car,
but fortunately they arrive safely to Michael’s house, Kevin accompanying him
the door like every young movie suitor hoping for one first kiss before the end
of the night.
Michael, however, reports that he’s
forgotten his sweater in the car and runs back to tell Milo that he’s sorry for
the situation, having not known that Milo and Kevin were friends. We can only
suspect that he’s shown interest in Kevin simply so that he might hitch a ride
home so to please his mother who “freaks out” when he gets home after 1:00 a.m.
He gives Milo his telephone number,
hinting that he would love to hook up with him.
Kevin says goodbye and returns to the
car kiss-less, the “friends” driving back to the bar, with Milo at least
knowing that he’s got a date. So, in the end we discover that this movie was after
all just a “dating” flick. I have to say, I much prefer Jan Oxenberg’s quite
hilarious version of lesbian first date encounters in her 1975 film A Comedy
in Six Unnatural Acts.
And I have to presume that director Perry’s
title is ironic, for surely it is not the music that pulls these boys into and sends
them out of orbit every weekend.
Los Angeles, January 23, 2021
Reprinted
from My Queer Cinema blog and World Cinema Review (January 2021).
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